Unveil the Surprise!

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To be honest I have never, ever spent money on a branded bag. My most expensive bag is some Juicy beach bag which cost me $250usd, which, granted, could probably get me a tiny prada pouch or something, but I could never justify spending so much on luxury items!

And that's why when Reebonz, a discounted luxury brand store, told me they wanted to give me a free bag, I was really quite excited!!

I'm 26 now and all I have in my bag cupboard are 30 dollar bags in bright childish colours. Some of them even have fur -_-. I mean that's great and all but sometimes I have to go to client meetings and I just wanna be taken a bit more seriously!


AND SO!


HERE IS MY PRESENT!!


*Rubs hands in glee* (Glee!)

Comes in a pretty paper bag



All wiped up in a gorgeous stylish box



Untying 'reebonz' = fun!



Here's a peek!



It's from Kate Spade...

AND HERE IT IS:

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Super gorgeous spacious bag in luxurious shiny gold leather!!

Ok yes it is still not a "take me seriously" bag but at least it's not old/broken/cheap/"inspired" like my other bags!! LOL

It is super hard to photograph coz it is so attention-getting and SHINY!!

I love all the hardware



A lot of space inside and it's not too heavy by
itself either so I can stuff loads of stuff in!

A long time back, Reebonz was interested in an advert but "discounted luxury goods" sounds damn suspicious so I just ignored them, not wanting to the the next Plasticzilla - cheating blog readers of their money and buat bodoh. (PR lesson honey: Give your advertorial money back to victims! Why should you earn money when these people lost hundreds, selfish bitch?)

But Reebonz had its first online sale at March 2009, and it's still standing strong with loads of clients. And what's more, I actually went to their office in Raffles place (quite big somemore!!) so confirm it's legitimate!!

And the stuff they sell are GUARANTEED authentic!!

So what is Reebonz?

Reebonz (pronounced "Ribbons") is a private online shopping destination of premier brands and private sales. The website is for members only, and sale events last for 2-3 days before closing. Besides luxury products, Reebonz also sells spa yacht charters, holiday packages etc. Shipping caters to the whole of Asia Pacific and for Singaporeans, the courier comes at a flat rate of $9.90.

The original price of my bag? $780

Reebonz's price? $539!!

Erm nobody really looks how they accomplish this but they just do!

What's the BEST part?

For the upcoming GSS, Reebonz is giving a 99% off SALE to reward their customers!!!

SIAO DING DONG ONE IMAGINE A PRADA BAG THAT'S $1,800 will be $18 fml I'm gonna turn on all 5 computers at home to go shopping on that day.

(Why am I sharing this with you all I feel I shouldn't be urgh work dilemma)

Here are the items that will be going for sale!!

Fendi Mia Zucca Shoulder Bag.

Retail: $1,815
99% sale price: $15.95 (!!!!!)



Kenneth Cole Men's Sports
Chronograph Bracelet Watch

Retail: $649
99% sale price: $3.29 (Can't even buy mcdonalds meal)



Chloe Eclipse Long Wallet

Retail: $570
99% sale price: $3.85



My favourite!! So cute!



I have a weakness for bags with many compartments

Kate Spade Dane Tote

Retail: $780
99% sale price: $7.80



And last but not least,

Prada Business Laptop Bag

Retail: $1550
99% sale price: $9.95!

So cheap it's like they are giving away these things free lor... -_-

WWW.REEBONZ.COM

So remember to be kiasu and RSVP otherwise you won't get the bags!!!!!!!111111 *frenzied eyes*

Anyway got chio bag so must camwhore. Don't pretend you don't like seeing my face then criticizing it.

Ok this pic has no bag but is chio anyway!!

Add Reebonz on FACEBOOK and follow them
on TWITTER for updates on the best sales!

Ugliest Hollywood Star 2

Woohooo!!

Based on the success of my Maggie Gyllenhaal post (I judge success based on the amount of nasty comments on my looks and intellect), I have come up with another Ugliest Hollywood Star post!!

I know right the first one was like, so popular.

And she is... DENG DENG DENG... SARAH JESSICA PARKER!!!

Actually unlike Maggie Gyllenhaal whom I think has no redeeming factor coz she can't do comedy (I like my girls funny, ok?), I do like Sarah Jessica Parker coz she is quite charming. But wow!! During the last Sex and the City movie there was a scene where she looked into the mirror above the sink with no make up on (after break up with Big) and there was like a collective gasp from the audience coz she looked SO HAGGARD!!


Ok so here is the google auto complete for "Sarah Jessica Parker looks..."

Very tragic look she either looks like a horse (whether boiled or not HAHAHAHA), man, foot or witch. And the Dee Snider person is mother of all fugliness, don't believe me can go and google.


And here's the "before" photo I chose:

How come she doesn't have the giant chin mole thingy here? When did she develop that and is it still on her face?

Anyways....

After photoshop!

Much more feminine!!

Side by side

Well? Bring it on with the insults people!! You can say I'm a horrible bitch but you can't deny my photoshopping talent!!! *Rachel Berry wink*


p/s: By right I should have less insults this time round coz the people who claimed to be so disappointed by me the last time should not be here, reading, anymore, right? If they are still here I guess I just won't bother about them coz they are clearly morons who like to be angered. And if so they should be thankful for my existence!!

Love ya all!! xoxoxo