Congratulations Essential winners!

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Woohoo!! Thanks for the awesome response for the Essential contest I posted a few weeks ago!!

We received over a hundred entries (!!) and Huiwen from Nuffnang painstakingly shortlisted a few for me to choose from!

And I chose 4 out of these contestants. I must say I am pretty impressed by the contestants because not only did they specially take photos for this contest, some even put graphics on their pics to make them cuter, and wrote great paragraphs on why they should be picked etc. :)

I know this is what people usually say to patronize those who didn't get picked but I really wished I could have chosen more of you!

AND I FEEL LIKE I AM NOT SOME LONELY AUNTIE WRITING THIS BLOG AT HOME ANYMORE! Really got people reading and I am about to meet some of these people in the flesh! SOMEMORE A LOT OF THESE GIRLS ARE LIKE MAD CHIO I'M GONNA FEEL SO INFERIOR WHEN I MEET THEM no photoshop in real life FML.

WINNERS!!!:


Izzy





Essential to the rescue!


Sharithstar

Can't wait to see you with silky smooth hair!

Sophie






Jade

Talk about dramatic!! Jade dyed/bleached her hair pink (awesome! I never had the courage to!) so she really wants good quality hair back!! I hope I get to see her with pink hair still omg. Mike would so fall in love with her he said he has a soft spot for girls with pink hair -_-


Thanks girls for sending in pictures of your damaged last 15 cm of hair! Hair ends are so important because good hair is so noticeable and attention grabbing... The girls are gonna be sponsored with Essential hair products and after a week's trial we are gonna have another photoshoot to showcase the "AFTER"!

A lot of people have the misconception that Essential is just another shampoo with a kawaii image attached to it but it is actually specifically for damage care!


If you are not chosen don't be sad!!

Just fill up this simple SURVEY form and you can stand a chance to win a $70 Essential hamper too!

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Question 2: If yes, why is your hair ends more damaged than the rest?

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Thinking of trying Essential?

First decide on which type of hair you have and what end benefit you want!

NUANCE AIRY

With Ultra Shine Essense, High Purity Honey and Milk Protein, and Wild Rose Essense, Nuance Airy is for girls who want natural volume at the crown and swing in their hair!

And with that, hair becomes light and bouncy always!

I think it's more suitable for girls with fine hair who want their hair to be more puffed up!

Although I like pink more than orange my damage care is definitely Rich Premier. :(

RICH PREMIER

Contains Ultra Shine Essence , High Purity Honey & Milk Protein, Sunflower Essence. Rich Premier is for girls who want to tame down extra volume to achieve the moisturized and sleek look!

End result? Smooth and manageable hair!

It's more suitable for girls with course, thick, unmanageable hair - like me!


Can't wait for the photoshoot!! WOOHOO!!

Ugliest Hollywood Star

Got bored so I photoshopped someone... Guess who this is?

Hint...

She has probably the ugliest nose on a white female hollywood star, non existent lips, a permanent droopy hangdog expression, and terrible saggy boobs that haunted me since 2002.

Probably the only nice feature is her irises, which I left untouched.

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It's Maggie Gyllenhaal!

And that's one of her better pictures. -_-

I've always wondered how the hell she managed to make it so big in Hollywood. Her looks are like so - unacceptable - for a lead female...

I mean yes I'm superficial but how the FUCK did she get picked as the love interest of Batman in The Dark Knight?! Did she walk into the audition room with perhaps Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba - AND GET CHOSEN? HOW???

There was a scene where the Joker or Batman or whoever said she is the most beautiful woman in the room (it was a party) and people in the cinema with me ACTUALLY SNIGGERED.

Other people think so too

Her acting is ok lor, not bad but nothing FANTASTIC. And there are so many beautiful AND talented women in Hollywood!

Anyway I first saw her in Secretary (2002) where she plays this sadomasochistic, well, secretary who likes to get spanked. Even her boobs are horrid! (Kelly Brook has my vote for best boobs in the industry)

I am guessing either she has a very, very superb work attitude (likely) or she slept/sleeps with the right guy? But why would a powerful hollywood director wanna sleep with her that's anybody's guess.

Wow I can't believe I wrote an entry on how ugly Maggie Gyllenhaal is.

At least I'm not as mean as THIS guy.

Side by side

She could really benefit from a nose job, eye lift and some cat-eye liner! And lip fillers. And tit augmentation.

And in case you think that this blog entry is REALLY EVIL AND MEAN and if Maggie ever, ever, however slim the chance, saw this it would really hurt her feelings, don't worry.

1) She is a big Hollywood star and her life is much better than mine so I don't think she gives a shit whether anyone thinks she is ugly (which we all do).

2) I would not criticise anybody else's looks like I did hers because only a very selected few get paid a million bucks to look like a million bucks. (unless they keep saying they are very good looking like Steven Lim) She is an actress so she is responsible for looking good. Obviously she's not considered ugly in any way among normal people but she really sticks out like a sore thumb in Tinseltown!

And my looks are not relevant here although I expect people to use that to attack me so please, go ahead and tell me she looks 100x better than me. (at least my boobs not so saggy *defensive)

3) She doesn't read what people write about her! Confirm.


p/s: Blah blah blah people don't have to look conventional to look beautiful etc etc etc yeah keep telling yourself that.